<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149</id><updated>2009-02-20T15:55:29.955-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Poodle of Death</title><subtitle type='html'>Der Pudel des Todes versucht sich an seinem ersten Blog...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' 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Poppins'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-8971081528751581047</id><published>2007-10-19T08:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T08:34:48.236-07:00</updated><title type='text'>towel origami: Elephant</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/maaoel-qe4k' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;param value='transparent' name='wmode'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' wmode='transparent' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/maaoel-qe4k'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div 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Slide....'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-7847223375104078207</id><published>2007-09-03T16:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T16:48:59.259-07:00</updated><title type='text'>is this a joke? --- no!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/WG4ctkz70K4' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;param value='transparent' name='wmode'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' wmode='transparent' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/WG4ctkz70K4'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div 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no!'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-4979756710613079044</id><published>2007-08-21T00:11:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T00:11:50.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>a great audition... ;)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/y-ZNX1jqbOk' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;param value='transparent' name='wmode'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' wmode='transparent' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/y-ZNX1jqbOk'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;great!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-4979756710613079044?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/4979756710613079044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=4979756710613079044' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/4979756710613079044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/4979756710613079044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/08/great-audition.html' title='a great audition... ;)'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-6851449186364921947</id><published>2007-08-21T00:08:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T00:08:00.625-07:00</updated><title type='text'>can you get the song?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/BzTvtqqFYTA' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;param value='transparent' name='wmode'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' wmode='transparent' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/BzTvtqqFYTA'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the monologue the guy from shortbus did - was that how they found him?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-6851449186364921947?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/6851449186364921947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=6851449186364921947' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/6851449186364921947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/6851449186364921947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/08/can-you-get-song.html' title='can you get the song?'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-6572129994767001838</id><published>2007-06-27T17:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T17:26:23.287-07:00</updated><title type='text'>new simpsons trailer</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;hilarious!! (spider-pig, spider pig...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/'&gt;http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-6572129994767001838?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/6572129994767001838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=6572129994767001838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/6572129994767001838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/6572129994767001838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/06/new-simpsons-trailer.html' title='new simpsons trailer'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-3623222144669072531</id><published>2007-06-27T04:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T15:18:14.318-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My HP predictions for DH...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/book7exam/finished/182772'&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/book7exam/images/die.jpg'/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div align='center'&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class='r'&gt;&lt;div class='item if'&gt;&lt;div class='results'&gt;&lt;div class='item'&gt;&lt;div class='results'&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-3623222144669072531?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/3623222144669072531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=3623222144669072531' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/3623222144669072531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/3623222144669072531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/06/my-hp-predictions-for-dh.html' title='My HP predictions for DH...'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-2889937663072731275</id><published>2007-06-21T06:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-21T06:39:11.433-07:00</updated><title type='text'>movie and game sequels...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/OEVzPCY2T-g' name='movie'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param value='transparent' name='wmode'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' wmode='transparent' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/OEVzPCY2T-g'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-2889937663072731275?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/2889937663072731275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=2889937663072731275' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/2889937663072731275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/2889937663072731275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/06/movie-and-game-sequels.html' title='movie and game sequels...'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-8052020814010159776</id><published>2007-06-11T01:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-11T01:26:32.327-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Kilt again...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;object width='425' height='350'&gt;&lt;param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/eXfNwXuB43E'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name='wmode' value='transparent'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/eXfNwXuB43E' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-8052020814010159776?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/8052020814010159776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=8052020814010159776' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/8052020814010159776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/8052020814010159776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/06/countdown-to-dh.html' title='Kilt again...'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-1421807985024431269</id><published>2007-05-17T06:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T06:46:47.505-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Countdown to DH...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;Until I know something better to write:&lt;br /&gt;Let's get ready for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows while answering these questions here... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed height='180' width='300' quality='high' src='http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/quizcount.swf' allowScriptAccess='never'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-1421807985024431269?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/1421807985024431269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=1421807985024431269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/1421807985024431269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/1421807985024431269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/05/countdown-to-dh_17.html' title='Countdown to DH...'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-117015536390158450</id><published>2007-01-30T03:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T03:09:23.976-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cancelled Dodge Commercial</title><content type='html'>&lt;table xmlns="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;embed flashvars="" id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-3308335072708025465&amp;amp;hl=en" style="width:400px; height:326px;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr/&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;This is one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen, too bad it was cancelled...&lt;br /&gt;                &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-117015536390158450?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/117015536390158450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=117015536390158450' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/117015536390158450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/117015536390158450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2007/01/cancelled-dodge-commercial.html' title='Cancelled Dodge Commercial'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-116697089575511832</id><published>2006-12-24T06:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-24T06:34:55.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Merry Christmas</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;I just got &lt;a href='http://www.thecompassgroup.biz/merryxmas.swf'&gt;this link &lt;/a&gt;via eMail and I just wanted to share it with every visitor of my site&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;Merry Christmas everybody!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;And may the Deathly Hallows be nigh... ;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;p class='poweredbyperformancing'&gt;powered by &lt;a href='http://performancing.com/firefox'&gt;performancing firefox&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-116697089575511832?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/116697089575511832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=116697089575511832' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116697089575511832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116697089575511832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/12/merry-christmas.html' title='Merry Christmas'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-116471895449015005</id><published>2006-11-28T05:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T05:02:34.493-08:00</updated><title type='text'>World AIDS Day ahead...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;Got a little hint from a friend of mine:&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;Bristol- Myers is donating a dollar to AIDS everytime someone goes to&lt;br /&gt;their website and moves the match to the candle and lights it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please forward this to your friends to spread.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It takes a second to raise a dollar.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;a href='https://www.lighttounite.org/'&gt;&lt;br /&gt;https://www.lighttounite.org/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;Please let everyone know it - it only costs you 5 seconds of your life...&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;p class='poweredbyperformancing'&gt;powered by &lt;a href='http://performancing.com/firefox'&gt;performancing firefox&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-116471895449015005?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/116471895449015005/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=116471895449015005' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116471895449015005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116471895449015005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/11/world-aids-day-ahead.html' title='World AIDS Day ahead...'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-116104083116108503</id><published>2006-10-16T16:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-16T16:22:12.206-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gay animals are factual</title><content type='html'>»Oslo - The birds and the bees may be gay, according to the world's first museum exhibition about homosexuality among animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With documentation of gay or lesbian behaviour among giraffes, penguins, parrots, beetles, whales and dozens of other creatures, the Oslo Natural History Museum concludes that human homosexuality can't be viewed as "unnatural".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We may have opinions on a lot of things, but one thing is clear: homosexuality is found throughout the animal kingdom, it is not against nature," an exhibit statement said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Geir Soeli, the project leader of Against Nature, said: "Homosexuality has been observed in more than 1 500 animal species and is well documented for 500 of them."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The museum said the exhibition, which opened on Thursday despite condemnation from some Christians, was the first in the world on the subject.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The sexual urge is strong in all animals... It's a part of life, it's fun to have sex," Soeli said of the reasons for homosexuality or bisexuality among animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One photograph shows two giant erect penises flailing above the water as two male right whales rub together. Another shows a male giraffe mounting another for sex, and another describes homosexuality among beetles. - Reuters«&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[This article was originally published on page 4 of The Star on October 13, 2006]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-116104083116108503?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/116104083116108503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=116104083116108503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116104083116108503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116104083116108503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/10/gay-animals-are-factual.html' title='Gay animals are factual'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-116055515437957783</id><published>2006-10-11T01:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T01:29:43.816-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Alan Cumming's made a fragrance</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/Ogm8SQSXtbg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/Ogm8SQSXtbg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;at first I thought this was just a joke on the daily show, but then i found the site http://www.cummingthefragrance.com/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It really exists! And here's the official trailer to the product. Hillarious!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cumming, The Fragrance&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/3ujPWDpC2PI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/3ujPWDpC2PI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-116055515437957783?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/116055515437957783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=116055515437957783' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116055515437957783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116055515437957783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/10/alan-cummings-made-fragrance.html' title='Alan Cumming&apos;s made a fragrance'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-116003034699695493</id><published>2006-10-04T23:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T01:31:27.886-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Another kilt-themed commercial</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;William Lawson's Commercial&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/ig9PHH8M3Dk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/ig9PHH8M3Dk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;another one - not as good as the last one with sharon stone, but funny nevertheless...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-116003034699695493?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/116003034699695493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=116003034699695493' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116003034699695493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/116003034699695493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/10/another-kilt-themed-commercial.html' title='Another kilt-themed commercial'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115917675257758885</id><published>2006-09-25T02:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T01:31:59.016-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Scotsman are the best</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/agmHiS5T5wI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/agmHiS5T5wI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;That's why kilts are not only comfortable but also fun to wear.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115917675257758885?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115917675257758885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115917675257758885' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115917675257758885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115917675257758885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/09/scotsman-are-best.html' title='Scotsman are the best'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115900812032524233</id><published>2006-09-23T03:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T01:32:20.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Simpsons voices</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/UCxmuuc4JIk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/UCxmuuc4JIk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ever wondered how the Simpsons voices look like? Here you go!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115900812032524233?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115900812032524233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115900812032524233' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115900812032524233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115900812032524233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/09/simpsons-voices.html' title='Simpsons voices'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115900721227501344</id><published>2006-09-23T03:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T01:33:05.926-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bushisms</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/U5RssZggNUc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/U5RssZggNUc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some other clips of Bushisms and some comments on them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch till the end for there's a wonderful song waiting for you by the GWB singers... ;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115900721227501344?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115900721227501344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115900721227501344' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115900721227501344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115900721227501344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/09/bushisms.html' title='Bushisms'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115900657152918476</id><published>2006-09-23T03:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T01:34:12.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Is Bush An Idiot?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/m211YBCe1iM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/m211YBCe1iM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;Someone finally asks that question. Thank you Linda Ronstadt for that comment!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115900657152918476?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115900657152918476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115900657152918476' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115900657152918476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115900657152918476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/09/is-bush-idiot.html' title='Is Bush An Idiot?'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115896589177049424</id><published>2006-09-22T15:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T03:21:39.383-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The lion sleeps tonight</title><content type='html'>&lt;table xmlns="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=2204108522218073949&amp;hl=en" style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;The lion sleeps tonight&lt;br /&gt;              &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just love this clip - nothing world shaking, but worth a watch. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115896589177049424?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115896589177049424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115896589177049424' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115896589177049424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115896589177049424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/09/lion-sleeps-tonight.html' title='The lion sleeps tonight'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115861396914326903</id><published>2006-09-18T14:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T16:16:33.643-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Found porn</title><content type='html'>The other night while I was surfing the net I stumbled across the term "found porn" which pretty much relates to unintentional frivolity. Something only the corrupted minds might find funny or even arousing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well you're asking for some examples i guess...&lt;br /&gt;Let's bring it on then...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wanna know where kids actually come from?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/1600/where%20kids%20come%20from.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/320/where%20kids%20come%20from.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes it's just bad translations...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/1600/cocksoup.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/320/cocksoup.4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes you think the product's stylist of the package did indeed intend a joke like here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/1600/hand%20job.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/320/hand%20job.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and sometimes you just have to be in the right state of mind to see what people find funny here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/1600/95_Spoong_348.4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/320/95_Spoong_348.4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another annoying thought: Even when you die people can make fun of your name:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/1600/Gravestone.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7188/3342/320/Gravestone.2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's all 4 2day folks...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115861396914326903?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115861396914326903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115861396914326903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115861396914326903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115861396914326903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/09/found-porn.html' title='Found porn'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115861325072252578</id><published>2006-09-18T13:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T14:00:50.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Language switch</title><content type='html'>I just figured I might as well write my blog in English - since I don't blog everyday anyway I could just practice my English skills a bit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So: in case you find anything annoyingly incorrect or just plain stupid - it might just be my rapidly degrading active vocabulary. Not to speak of grammar mistakes...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115861325072252578?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115861325072252578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115861325072252578' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115861325072252578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115861325072252578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/09/language-switch.html' title='Language switch'/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31045149.post-115429288684757170</id><published>2006-07-30T13:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-30T13:54:46.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Dann will ich auch hier mal wieder ein paar Zeilen loswerden. Gestern habe ich mal ein Blog für mein Wohnhaus erstellt, was allein in den ersten 2 Tagen nun schon 4(sic!) Einträge und 2 Kommentare zählt. Bin ich schon ein wenig stolz drauf...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Des weiteren stand ich gestern von neun Uhr morgens bis fast halb acht abends im Stau. Naja, nicht wirklich, aber ich hab mal wieder bei einem Kurzfilm mitgemacht, der in einem Stau spielt, also wurde ein stillgelegtes Stück Autobahn für einen ganzen Tag mit Autos von Statisten und Team-Mitgliedern gefüllt. Sehr erheiternd. Das ganze ist eine Produktion von &lt;a href="http://www.dropout-films.de/"&gt;Dropout Films&lt;/a&gt; und wird "nur" ein 45sek-Trailer werden, also keine Ahnung, ob man das irgendwann mal in der Glotze zu sehen bekommt. Wahrscheinlich eher weniger.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31045149-115429288684757170?l=poodleofdeath.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/feeds/115429288684757170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31045149&amp;postID=115429288684757170' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115429288684757170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31045149/posts/default/115429288684757170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poodleofdeath.blogspot.com/2006/07/dann-will-ich-auch-hier-mal-wieder-ein.html' title=''/><author><name>PoodleOfDeath</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11965913685643704148</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03869591508350760469'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>